Wednesday, August 6, 2008

CSC in Jeopardy

I might not keep blogging, as I might soon be super rich. Check out this email I just got:

From Zainab Aziz.
Dearest One,

Good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.

I am Zainab Aziz, 21years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr. and Mrs. Aziz. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Cote D'Ivoire during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!
My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on February 12 2004 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of seven million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$7.500,000) left in one of the leading security company in Cote D'Ivoire.
He further told him that he deposited the money in my name,and I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.
Sir, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as one family?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?

Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.

Thank you so much.
My sincere regards,
Zainab Aziz.

All I have to do is give him some money, and I'll be a millionaire! I knew there was a lot of money just floating around in Africa, but I never knew I'd get a piece of it. I hope I stay grounded once I'm rich.


Tyler said...

just testing out some commentage. supportin the blog

Matt Orr said...

The picture on this blog reminding me of living in Kenya. Believe it or not, many woman there view physical abuse as a sign of affection.

Marcus said...

Well then I have a lot of affection to give.