Monday, September 15, 2008

Jeff Steitzer

This guy is the awesome. He is the narrator for multi player halo. You might know him from such hits as "Double Kill" "Triple Kill" and lets not forget "30 seconds to win!" I would love to have him narrate parts of my life. During one of my tests : "10 minutes remaining". put other examples in the comments...

Sunday, September 14, 2008


These semi submersible submarines that drug smugglers use are awesome. Why? because it shows how awesome humans are. when there's a reason for us to do something, we are incredibly good at figuring it out, and getting it done. humans respond to incentive.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Escort Service Assistant

I'm looking for jobs at GW , and there is one listed as "Escort Service Assistant." Now if you read the job description, you'll see that it is a job driving a bus. But I can think of like 500 better ways to phrase that. especially since the job is in downtown DC.

Friday, September 12, 2008


Sweet it worked

so, i read an article on yahoo. guess what the last single of the last 50 years is? not beatles, elvis, madonna, nirvana... it's Chubby Checker and "Twist". Anyway, this video is tight. hes almost 70, and he goes on a show and talks to two guys hes never met before, and jams out his old single with him. he's still got it.

Learning to embed

How my last job turned out


ever wondered how much to tip different people? here is a helpful guide. if you have to ask why buscemi is here, you havent seen reservoir dogs.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Maury Quote :

baby momma: "I'm 110% positive jamal is the father of my baby"
Maury: "what makes you so sure he's the father?"
baby moma: " I'm 110% percent sure Maury, thats why."

okay then.

PS - if you pronounce the word "sister" "Sus-tah" theres a good chance you dont know who the father of your child is.