Wednesday, September 23, 2009

WATFO

sports guy has a feature called the "WATFO (What are the f'in odds" moment of the year," where something really obvious happens. Here's my submission: Authorities believe Anna Nicole Smith received illicit drugs. WATFO!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/22/anna.nicole.probe/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Favorite Spam Ever

From Dr. James Andrews:

Subject Investment Partnership (Non Spam)

I have a very rewarding project which I think will be beneficial to both of us putting trust,confidentiality into focus. If after going through this email you do not find it interesting please disregard it and send me a formal response.
I HAVE LARGE SUM OF MONEY IN MY POSSESSION WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER ABROAD FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.UPON YOUR RESPONSE, I WILL SEND TO YOU THE DOCUMENTATION OF THE MONEY AND HOW YOU WILL RECEIVE THE FUNDS ON MY BEHALF. EXPECTING YOUR REPLY.

- Well most people don't write "I HAVE A LARGE SOME OF MONEY" in all caps to strangers. but he said it was Non spam in the subject line, so I think I'll have to take his word on it.