Thursday, November 5, 2009

One thing thats cooler about other countries

Their politicians and celebrities are also gang / drug kingpins

that would be sweet if like bob barker ran the Crips.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


sports guy has a feature called the "WATFO (What are the f'in odds" moment of the year," where something really obvious happens. Here's my submission: Authorities believe Anna Nicole Smith received illicit drugs. WATFO!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Favorite Spam Ever

From Dr. James Andrews:

Subject Investment Partnership (Non Spam)

I have a very rewarding project which I think will be beneficial to both of us putting trust,confidentiality into focus. If after going through this email you do not find it interesting please disregard it and send me a formal response.

- Well most people don't write "I HAVE A LARGE SOME OF MONEY" in all caps to strangers. but he said it was Non spam in the subject line, so I think I'll have to take his word on it.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Weeds Quote

my new favorite line from TV: sums up my life.

I got what the world would

call a normal, boring job.

I wake up in the morning, get dressed,

drive myself to work, put on a name tag,

take my brain out of my skull,

and place it in a drawer.

I spend the next nine

hours smiling at people,

pretending to be interested

in their happiness,

tolerating the company of my

co-workers, staring at the clock.

At the end of the day, I take my name tag

off, open the drawer, reach for my brain,

plop it back inside, walk to the

employee parking lot, drive myself home.

And it's really, really, really boring.

It looks like I'm gonna be

doing it for a long, long time.

Monday, June 22, 2009


this guy put an R2 unit on his car. Thats right R2.... the dagobah system.

Friday, June 19, 2009

We need to submit this to fail blog

this is a sad, morbid, massive, FAIL. a guy in Mesa tried to kill himself by attaching a sword to the steering wheel. then he would crash the car into his neighbors house, and the sword would stab his chest. right ? Well he forgot the airbag. Which saved his life, and now he is being charged with all kinds of crimes.

South Africa

One of my favorite things to blog about is a response to people who complain about America without perspective to the rest of the world. For those who think women get treated poorly here, consider China, where you don't get to choose the number of kids you have. Saudi Arabia, where you can't show your face or drive a car. Or South Africa, where 3 out of 4 men ADMIT to having raped a woman.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Don't get between a mother and her cubs

we're always told that about animals. but what about when animal gets between a mom and her toddler?


I dont think mars gets enough credit for being pretty. and it looks like there used to be water and life there.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

they are really taking liberties

who drew this courtroom sketch of plaxico burress? Picasso? Salvador Dali?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

It's about time.

CSC needs to come back. THE WORLD NEEDS CSC!!!

There is a cat killer in Miami. Seriously, that makes you like the worst person in the world.

Get him Dexter! Even Rita wouldn't mind that.

Season 4 starts on 9/27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I'm kind of sad they renewed a fifth season. I think they should wrap up all loose ends in season 4, and leave us with a Basic Instinct type ending.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Read a book!

the new hot video. it plays on BET all the time. it tells people to do things that are good for their lives: read books, buy real estate, drink water, stay out of trouble. of course, news commentators and community activists are up in arms about it. and would prefer songs that tell you to pimp hos, sell drugs, kill people, and drop it like its hot .

warning: lots of profanity.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Step aside Craig Sager. There's a new contender in town.

wow, Hockey Coach Don Cherry is really giving Sager's closet a run for its money.
article here:

Thursday, January 29, 2009

New Favorite .GIF

Cracks me up every time. I'm in class, trying not to laugh.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Sign from inauguration

did they have to include sports nuts? that seems a little extreme

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Funny paragraph from ESPN

thoughts from gregg easterbrook

"Being self-employed, I must pay quarterly estimated taxes, and self-employment taxes for the fourth quarter of 2008 were due mid-January. I borrowed from my bank, the Bank of America, to make the tax payment. Last week Bank of America, which had already received a $25 billion federal gift, was given another $20 billion in federal subsidies to cover losses caused by poor decisions by its top managers, all of whom have kept their ritzy jobs and high salaries. So: First the federal government borrowed money, probably from China; then gave the money to Bank of America; then I borrowed some of that money from Bank of America and gave it to the federal government; then the federal government gave the money back to Bank of America."

yes we can!

dont mess w/ my xbox!

guy gets mad at mom for unplugging xbox. attacks her with taco. goes to jail.

Thursday, January 8, 2009


I submitted this screen cap i took to Fail Blog. we'll see if they take it. This kid wants to buy a monitor, but cant figure out what that darn symbol by the dollar means.

from here