Monday, November 23, 2009
Is there some question that a car crashed into the house?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
i guess jacob is the only "JR" Smith left.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
that would be sweet if like bob barker ran the Crips.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
|Subject||Investment Partnership (Non Spam)|
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- Well most people don't write "I HAVE A LARGE SOME OF MONEY" in all caps to strangers. but he said it was Non spam in the subject line, so I think I'll have to take his word on it.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
I got what the world would
call a normal, boring job.
I wake up in the morning, get dressed,
drive myself to work, put on a name tag,
take my brain out of my skull,
and place it in a drawer.
I spend the next nine
hours smiling at people,
pretending to be interested
in their happiness,
tolerating the company of my
co-workers, staring at the clock.
At the end of the day, I take my name tag
off, open the drawer, reach for my brain,
plop it back inside, walk to the
employee parking lot, drive myself home.
And it's really, really, really boring.
It looks like I'm gonna be
doing it for a long, long time.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
this is a sad, morbid, massive, FAIL. a guy in Mesa tried to kill himself by attaching a sword to the steering wheel. then he would crash the car into his neighbors house, and the sword would stab his chest. right ? Well he forgot the airbag. Which saved his life, and now he is being charged with all kinds of crimes.
One of my favorite things to blog about is a response to people who complain about America without perspective to the rest of the world. For those who think women get treated poorly here, consider China, where you don't get to choose the number of kids you have. Saudi Arabia, where you can't show your face or drive a car. Or South Africa, where 3 out of 4 men ADMIT to having raped a woman. http://jonathanturley.org/2009/06/19/report-three-out-of-four-south-african-men-have-raped-someone/
Thursday, June 18, 2009
we're always told that about animals. but what about when animal gets between a mom and her toddler?
I dont think mars gets enough credit for being pretty. and it looks like there used to be water and life there.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
CSC needs to come back. THE WORLD NEEDS CSC!!!
There is a cat killer in Miami. Seriously, that makes you like the worst person in the world.
Get him Dexter! Even Rita wouldn't mind that.
Season 4 starts on 9/27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I'm kind of sad they renewed a fifth season. I think they should wrap up all loose ends in season 4, and leave us with a Basic Instinct type ending.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
warning: lots of profanity.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
wow, Hockey Coach Don Cherry is really giving Sager's closet a run for its money.
article here: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2009/01/30/Talking-To-Cherry-0/
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
"Being self-employed, I must pay quarterly estimated taxes, and self-employment taxes for the fourth quarter of 2008 were due mid-January. I borrowed from my bank, the Bank of America, to make the tax payment. Last week Bank of America, which had already received a $25 billion federal gift, was given another $20 billion in federal subsidies to cover losses caused by poor decisions by its top managers, all of whom have kept their ritzy jobs and high salaries. So: First the federal government borrowed money, probably from China; then gave the money to Bank of America; then I borrowed some of that money from Bank of America and gave it to the federal government; then the federal government gave the money back to Bank of America."
yes we can!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
I submitted this screen cap i took to Fail Blog. we'll see if they take it. This kid wants to buy a monitor, but cant figure out what that darn symbol by the dollar means.
from here http://www.mlgpro.com/forum/showthread.php?t=217422