WATFO

sports guy has a feature called the "WATFO (What are the f'in odds" moment of the year," where something really obvious happens. Here's my submission: Authorities believe Anna Nicole Smith received illicit drugs. WATFO!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/22/anna.nicole.probe/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

My Favorite Spam Ever

From Dr. James Andrews:

Subject

Investment Partnership (Non Spam)

I have a very rewarding project which I think will be beneficial to both of us putting trust,confidentiality into focus. If after going through this email you do not find it interesting please disregard it and send me a formal response.
I HAVE LARGE SUM OF MONEY IN MY POSSESSION WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER ABROAD FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.UPON YOUR RESPONSE, I WILL SEND TO YOU THE DOCUMENTATION OF THE MONEY AND HOW YOU WILL RECEIVE THE FUNDS ON MY BEHALF. EXPECTING YOUR REPLY.

- Well most people don't write "I HAVE A LARGE SOME OF MONEY" in all caps to strangers. but he said it was Non spam in the subject line, so I think I'll have to take his word on it.

Weeds Quote

my new favorite line from TV: sums up my life.

I got what the world would

call a normal, boring job.

I wake up in the morning, get dressed,

drive myself to work, put on a name tag,

take my brain out of my skull,

and place it in a drawer.

I spend the next nine

hours smiling at people,

pretending to be interested

in their happiness,

tolerating the company of my

co-workers, staring at the clock.

At the end of the day, I take my name tag

off, open the drawer, reach for my brain,

plop it back inside, walk to the

employee parking lot, drive myself home.

And it's really, really, really boring.

It looks like I'm gonna be

doing it for a long, long time.

awesome

this guy put an R2 unit on his car. Thats right R2.... the dagobah system.

We need to submit this to fail blog

this is a sad, morbid, massive, FAIL. a guy in Mesa tried to kill himself by attaching a sword to the steering wheel. then he would crash the car into his neighbors house, and the sword would stab his chest. right ? Well he forgot the airbag. Which saved his life, and now he is being charged with all kinds of crimes.

http://jonathanturley.org/2009/06/19/arizona-man-fails-in-sword-steering-wheel-suicide/

South Africa

One of my favorite things to blog about is a response to people who complain about America without perspective to the rest of the world. For those who think women get treated poorly here, consider China, where you don't get to choose the number of kids you have. Saudi Arabia, where you can't show your face or drive a car. Or South Africa, where 3 out of 4 men ADMIT to having raped a woman. http://jonathanturley.org/2009/06/19/report-three-out-of-four-south-african-men-have-raped-someone/

Don't get between a mother and her cubs

we're always told that about animals. but what about when animal gets between a mom and her toddler?

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/06/17/bc-squamish-cougar-shot.html

Mars

I dont think mars gets enough credit for being pretty. and it looks like there used to be water and life there.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-06/uoca-uoc061709.php

they are really taking liberties

who drew this courtroom sketch of plaxico burress? Picasso? Salvador Dali?

It's about time.

CSC needs to come back. THE WORLD NEEDS CSC!!!

There is a cat killer in Miami. Seriously, that makes you like the worst person in the world.

Get him Dexter! Even Rita wouldn't mind that.

Season 4 starts on 9/27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I'm kind of sad they renewed a fifth season. I think they should wrap up all loose ends in season 4, and leave us with a Basic Instinct type ending.

Read a book!

the new hot video. it plays on BET all the time. it tells people to do things that are good for their lives: read books, buy real estate, drink water, stay out of trouble. of course, news commentators and community activists are up in arms about it. and would prefer songs that tell you to pimp hos, sell drugs, kill people, and drop it like its hot .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&eurl=http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/02/a-new-obama-ant.html

warning: lots of profanity.

Step aside Craig Sager. There's a new contender in town.

wow, Hockey Coach Don Cherry is really giving Sager's closet a run for its money.
article here: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2009/01/30/Talking-To-Cherry-0/