Tuesday, February 2, 2010

It's official: Seantrel to stay golden.


HSwire: Minneapolis, Minnesota; 2/2/2010, 10:15am.

---- After months of speculation, tackle prospect Seantrel Henderson has committed to play at Minnesota, spurning offers from big name schools to play in front of his home town friends and family. A source close to Henderson say that staying close to home was his top priority, and that he felt that the offensive line coach Tim Davis was committed to developing him into an NFL caliber lineman. Former Indianapolis Colts Coach and Minnesota alum Tony Dungy was said to play a big part in the recruiment of Henderson.

-HSwire

Thursday, November 5, 2009

One thing thats cooler about other countries

Their politicians and celebrities are also gang / drug kingpins

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/10/09/brazil.tv.host.souza/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

that would be sweet if like bob barker ran the Crips.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

WATFO

sports guy has a feature called the "WATFO (What are the f'in odds" moment of the year," where something really obvious happens. Here's my submission: Authorities believe Anna Nicole Smith received illicit drugs. WATFO!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/22/anna.nicole.probe/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Favorite Spam Ever

From Dr. James Andrews:

Subject Investment Partnership (Non Spam)

I have a very rewarding project which I think will be beneficial to both of us putting trust,confidentiality into focus. If after going through this email you do not find it interesting please disregard it and send me a formal response.
I HAVE LARGE SUM OF MONEY IN MY POSSESSION WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER ABROAD FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.UPON YOUR RESPONSE, I WILL SEND TO YOU THE DOCUMENTATION OF THE MONEY AND HOW YOU WILL RECEIVE THE FUNDS ON MY BEHALF. EXPECTING YOUR REPLY.

- Well most people don't write "I HAVE A LARGE SOME OF MONEY" in all caps to strangers. but he said it was Non spam in the subject line, so I think I'll have to take his word on it.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Weeds Quote

my new favorite line from TV: sums up my life.

I got what the world would

call a normal, boring job.

I wake up in the morning, get dressed,

drive myself to work, put on a name tag,

take my brain out of my skull,

and place it in a drawer.

I spend the next nine

hours smiling at people,

pretending to be interested

in their happiness,

tolerating the company of my

co-workers, staring at the clock.

At the end of the day, I take my name tag

off, open the drawer, reach for my brain,

plop it back inside, walk to the

employee parking lot, drive myself home.

And it's really, really, really boring.

It looks like I'm gonna be

doing it for a long, long time.

Monday, June 22, 2009

awesome


this guy put an R2 unit on his car. Thats right R2.... the dagobah system.

Friday, June 19, 2009

We need to submit this to fail blog




this is a sad, morbid, massive, FAIL. a guy in Mesa tried to kill himself by attaching a sword to the steering wheel. then he would crash the car into his neighbors house, and the sword would stab his chest. right ? Well he forgot the airbag. Which saved his life, and now he is being charged with all kinds of crimes.

http://jonathanturley.org/2009/06/19/arizona-man-fails-in-sword-steering-wheel-suicide/

South Africa


One of my favorite things to blog about is a response to people who complain about America without perspective to the rest of the world. For those who think women get treated poorly here, consider China, where you don't get to choose the number of kids you have. Saudi Arabia, where you can't show your face or drive a car. Or South Africa, where 3 out of 4 men ADMIT to having raped a woman. http://jonathanturley.org/2009/06/19/report-three-out-of-four-south-african-men-have-raped-someone/